twned 

twned is simply a mixture between "Treated" and "Owned"
pronounced "towned" rip off of pwned.
When your friend acts like a complete idiot and u slap him in the face...you pretty much twned his ass

"Jeff you suck at life," *SMACK!!!*
"TWNED!!!"

twned by boredmorriskidzzzz November 18, 2006

twned 

Abbreviation of the phrase: 'totally pwned/owned

Can also be twnage: total ownage

I was watching some newbie on Runescape get in a fight with some Level 50 guy. He got twned!

twned by Yhtomit March 6, 2007

Twned 

The same as getting pwned... except on twitter.

Dick: Did I just get pwned?

No you DICK your on Twitter you just got twned !

Twned by SchwarzDOG May 4, 2011

Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock 

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

tweedlecock by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Twend 

Twend is when you mispwonounce wowds

When Izzy says Trend but comes out as Twend

Twend by Twending August 29, 2022

living tweedle 

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

living tweedle by Telephony July 28, 2012