Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees

The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009

Taverly

An awesome girl who is really tall and loves volleyball. She is really strong and can lift her short friends. She is totally cray cray and can make ANYONE laugh. Her friends call her Tay.

Person 1: That girl is so cray cray!
Person 2: she's totally a Taverly.

by Thedreaminterpreter May 29, 2013

tavara

A girl who is beautiful, but does not realise it. Her actions persist with her words. Tavaras intelligence is outstanding, shes been through a lot but still continuez to smile. Usually referred to as Tav or Tavy, her smile brings joy to all, one only needs to look into her eyes to see the hidden beauty. Shes a legend, always putting others before herself, always! Such a delight to be around. Everyone should have a Tavara in their lives. Tavaras also usually have dark hair and freckles.

OMG TAVARA YOU LEGEND!!

by known, but unknown October 23, 2017

Tavernari

To talk like a blackman, yet be as white as white can be.

"Yo yo yo, waa sup?"
"Hello Tavernari, how are you today?"

by The Lobo Man March 6, 2010

takerah

A strong beautiful young lady who will fight for what's right and don't care and she will love you for a long time and she is a cute loyal girl

Takerah is a cute strong young lady

by Teonna March 13, 2017

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

Dixie Tavern

The best motherfucking party place I have ever been too. Plain and simple. I love Portland.

Dixie Tavern = Party.

by Sammy112585 January 16, 2011