tarantula legs

extremely hairy legs on a girl

"I didn't shave for 3 weeks, now I have tarantula legs!"

by jamie'sgotagun. May 1, 2009

tarantula head

1. When a person with a hairstyle such as dreadlocks or braids runs or jumps and all their hair flies all over the place taking the appearance of a tarantula spider. It's really cool-looking.
2. It can also be used as a nickname for someone in which this applies. Someone with dreads, braids, etc.

1."Nesta, you have such a tarantula head!"

2. Tarantula Head is my idol.

by monsieur mongorious November 21, 2006

Tarantula eyes

When a person applies so many layers of mascara that their eyelashes become thick and separated and resemble tarantula legs.

"holy crap, dude. I took out this chick the other night and when she opened her front door, I jumped back cuz i thought she had spiders on her face... Tarantula eyes

by holz68 August 3, 2010

Tarantula on a Daffodil

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.

After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.

by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012

Tarantula Smuggler

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.

Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!

by TWrecks September 19, 2009

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

Tarantula Island

When two naked and grotesquely hairy homeless men are having a contest of combat-sex atop a pile of garbage, thus looking like a writhing tarantula on an island.

Dude 1: Want to go to the dump after dark tonight? I hear there's going to be another Tarantula Island!

Dude 2: Sorry man, my mom wont let me this time.

by CuzzGummler March 28, 2020