Tanner is the guy anyone can find attractive , mainly because of his unique personality. Hes so sweet, tall, usually found to have brown or blonde hair and has a soft spot with certain people, but he also can get angry and upset easily so watch out. He can be a player at times but he wont if hes with the one he wants
by ghostwriter12 July 13, 2018
Get the Tanner mug.A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.
by IhavemetGod December 24, 2011
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A guy who is super down to earth and you’ll probably catch him tackling an alligator or chasing a coyote. Smells like a man
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Friend: “hey do you see that guy over there? He’s so fucking hot
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”
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1: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby was a tangent sufferer for for about nine seasons.
2. A:Did you listen to the Joe Thomas episode on the Off Menu podcast? He is such a tangent sufferer.
B: Is that the one with James Acaster?
A: Yes, him too.
2. A:Did you listen to the Joe Thomas episode on the Off Menu podcast? He is such a tangent sufferer.
B: Is that the one with James Acaster?
A: Yes, him too.
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It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.
It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.
*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line
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