I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

Taite

A pretty, classy girl who likes to have fun with friends and is not afraid to live on the wild side. She is very nice and unique. She dresses in a style that's classy but casual and can do much better then a mean ginger.

"Do you know Taite?"
"Yeah! Don't mess with her! she'll use crazy mind games on you cuz shes so smart!"

by the keeks August 1, 2012

Takemichi

man with a big ass cake

Stan takemichi for clear skin

by anonymous November 24, 2021

take it sleazy

The last words of legendary TV show The Good Place that made us all cry.

Michael: Take it sleazy.

*Shuts door*

by Larkeyyy February 2, 2020

Double take

A reaction someone does when someone finds someone attractive and feels the need to look again or a delayed reaction to something unexpected that has just happened that they feel the need to look again because they didn’t look enough the first time and you intrigued them.

He did a double take when he saw her because he thought he knew her.

by Prettyyoungthangg May 21, 2018