Total Package

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."

Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"

by gamisiking July 1, 2016

Total Nonstop Ass

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.

Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.

by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013

Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

by heffelda October 25, 2010

Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

by giglingurl February 7, 2008

Total CMU Move

A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.

Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."

Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"

Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."

by deltachild7 September 23, 2013

Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.

Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?

by Punitive D March 15, 2005

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

by Superchuck September 6, 2018