textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

by krotys August 19, 2008

dry texter

when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.

"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"

by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020

Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

by BS&MS February 6, 2008

textnesia

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

by Kevnar April 11, 2008

Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.

Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.

by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016

Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.

Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?

by tamUHra October 30, 2011

lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"

"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)

by Miss Watson December 16, 2009