tentacle

better than dick

i love tentacle

by Moon Mann June 22, 2016

Testicles Exam Line

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.

Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

by suckaduckwasminefirst May 26, 2020

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

Tentacle Hentai

Nice Christian content that you can watch with little jimmy and sally!

"Hey kids, wanna go watch some Tentacle Hentai?"

by Oniichan~!!! aAH!~~~ mmm! July 24, 2020

Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.

Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."

by the massive big O January 16, 2022