Beef swords

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

dancing swords

When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.

Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.

by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017

crossing swords

The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.

'Bubba and I tag-teamed Cindy Lou and we ended up crossing swords! Nasty!'

by Syd Barrett May 2, 2006

trading he-man swords

a homosexual activity.

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.

by dorkicorn November 23, 2013

cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

by TonyTone June 25, 2006

pounding out the swords

a catch-all phrase that can be used to provide emphasis to whatever you are talking about.

My paper is due tomorrow, it looks like I will be pounding out the swords all night to get it done.

Nice work Joe, you really know how to pound out the swords!

by LosHermanosPoliticos October 19, 2010

Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010