by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 28, 2022
Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
by Freddy_G54321 November 05, 2009
by Moose McEvil December 06, 2005
by Mel Chappell December 15, 2008
A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM
by jennifromtheblock February 08, 2010
A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
by dudleydoright June 23, 2005
n
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore June 22, 2007