Daddy Saltzer

A person who has an exoskeleton around his body so his weight won’t collapse on him

Daddy Saltzer dummy thiccccc

by a non-gay baby unlike Jaedyn November 15, 2019

Colton Swartz

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays

Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*

by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020

Swalty

Adjective; Having the consistency, feel, and/or taste of something sweaty and salty.

1. After spending time on the beach on such a hot, sunny day, his balls were quite irritatingly swalty.

2. "Argh, captain, let's cut off his swalty balls."

by ArCynic April 12, 2010

Swartz

An awesome party animal, loves drugs, 10 inches of dick hard.

Jamie: Awww that guy last night was so Swartz he pummelled me with his 10 iron.

by Jarmeel Jones May 14, 2009

swartz

A man whose drug use exceeds his common sense and capability to make wise and comprehendable desicions. A man who is frequently late to certain importnant band practices and such.

damn that swartz does a crack load of acid.

by ccc May 13, 2005

Swallz

When it is very hot/humid outside and your ass and balls are instantly covered with sweat upon walking outside.

Derived from "sweaty ass and balls"

"Dude... it's swallz hot out here...

by Andyman8282 July 20, 2011

Swatzi

Any member of Amerika's constantly expanding shoot-first police and paramilitary forces. Almost always armed with automatic weapons and wearing black outfits with body armor. Preferred weapons escalate from pepper spray to taser to lethal force, frequently simulaneously. From SWAT + Nazi.

Gotta wonder about people the Swatzis are recruiting these days. Pepper Spray AND a Taser?

Ho Ho, here's a chance to play with our toys!

by hoopoe36 February 16, 2009