Defined as the personality transformation you go thru when moving from the hood to the suburbs. Usually a black person who slowly turns into a under cover white person. starts saying things like " oh my gosh" and "like" after every word. Listening to rock alternative music.. playing beer pong and drinking yagermister. start doin and saying crazy things.
Keke: Damn did u just say you cant wait until the new nickelback cd comes out? who the hell is that ?
Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!
keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?
Miracle: all my friends at school do....
Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...
Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!
keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?
Miracle: all my friends at school do....
Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...
by kekeA February 7, 2010
Get the suburbanized mug.A Spoiled rich kid who has no life,that makes drama when they get bored because they have nothing better to do are sufferers of Suburbanitis.
The pampered rich bitch had no life, so she started a fight because of something another girl had on myspace for no reason as a cause of Suburbanitis.
by patches o'hoolihan August 5, 2007
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A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 21, 2014
Get the new suburbanist mug.The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.
by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017
Get the Suburbanitis mug.A person infected with suburbanitus usually lives in an upper class suburb outside a big or moderately sized city. They have 2.5 kids and live in sprawling houses in gated communities or the like. They drive 80,000 dollar SUVs such as Cadillac Escalades or Lincoln Navigators. Also in their garage, it is very likely to see a black four door sedan such as a Mercedes, BWM, Maserati, or Lexus. They believe that they have to impress everyone in a 100 mile radius, so they file to their local shopping center to waste their money on name brand clothing such as 150 dollar north face fleece, 300 dollar True Religion Jeans, and those ever so ugly UGG boots. They then walk to the food court and buy a 4 dollar coffee at Starbucks. Most victims of suburbanitus are fake dicks and think they're better than everyone else, though not admitting it, and giving the fake vibe that they love everyone. The children of the infected usually have a 50,000 dollar car by time their 15 and don't even have a license, they also love to cause unneeded drama to fulfill their empty shallow lives. Most people in the city despise suburbanites.
stereotypical quotes of the Suburbanitus victims;
"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes disgusting"
"HAHA I have a Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece, please get away from me"
"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes disgusting"
"HAHA I have a Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece, please get away from me"
by jaskeiotgjn March 5, 2009
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acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.
by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 12, 2010
Get the Suburbanitis mug.Holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son Bradford at soccer practice.
by lsequens January 3, 2009
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