Secondhand suicide

Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.
Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.

"I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said
"That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered

by secretlynumb June 4, 2021

suicide fart

To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.

Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart

by Markomighty May 12, 2014

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.

I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.

by 960xxx September 30, 2016

secondary suicide

Secondary suicide is when someone has given up on life. Someone who is suicidal but is to afraid or not willing to take their own life’s because of religious beliefs or because of not wanting those they love to not feel as they have did something wrong or to blame theirselves.

A secondary suicide is someone who is patiently waiting for death but not seeking it.

They have givin up on trying to make a good life they are just constantly going through the motions. But will never show or say anything about how they feel because they don’t believe they deserve to be worried about. They believe they are nothing and will never be nothing and that no one will ever love them, so they don’t trust people who claim to care/love them they believe that it is impossible for someone to genuinely care for them so they constantly feel alone, sad, usually depressed and some cases angry with the world and themselves so they do nothing but wait on death.

Usually secondary suicide follows along with depression, ptsd, and borderline personality disorder

J is a secondary suicider and doesn’t get close to anybody.

by Your mother’s lover June 15, 2021

Suicide

Suicide is serious, I’m not here to joke either, suicide is when a person feels so awful that they Hide themselves form everyone and feels awful about themselves,

Some people joke about suicide but most people who do actually struggle with it, the highest rate of suicide is by Teenagers, People who left Cults, People who lost a lifetime partner.

1 in 70 people kill themselves Some people OD Overdose others shoot themselves, others slit their wrists,

There is hope though, if you are considering suicide call 1-800-273-8255

I want to commit suicide

I’m sorry, I love you all but I hurt sorry that I didn’t feel good enough to stay sorry that I killed myself, sorry that I committed suicide, love you all

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man March 16, 2020

suicide nut

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

Suicide

Suicide is when a person has had enough of their life, to a point where they can't keep going, so they decide to kill themselves. Suicide isn't talked about enough, otherwise children wouldn't be dying, and parents wouldn't have to be crying. It's very sad, but it's also serious, it shouldn't be joked about, and unfortunately... Most people who commit suicide are bullied, and we need to take action towards this. Instead of teaching bullying at 12-14 teach it at 6-8. We shouldn't be afraid to let children know what's going out in the world, it just proves that it's really bad, and it's only going to get worse.

Please remember you are beautiful, amazing, talented, loved and above all, human. You are going to have bad days, you are going to have good ones, just PLEASE PLEASE... Please, remember to keep your head up king/queen, you've got lots to loose...
Call 0101123, if you are having suicidal thought, stay awesome, I love you.

Bully: Haha, they killed themself! What a coward.
Me: They have been through a lot more than you'll ever experience in your whole life, also if they're cowards, how are all suicide methods painful? And it takes a lot of courage to kill yourself.

by aiden2024 August 19, 2020