strategic wank

Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.

“Tomorrow night love”

by Ian S August 7, 2005

Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.

A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*

by Ami-chan August 2, 2010

Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010