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Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012
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Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010
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Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.
Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!
by Preston walsh October 15, 2007
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Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.
Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.
by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020
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kinky stephen hawking

When you fuck another human that's sitting down
by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 4, 2017
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Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.
That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.
by Conley9 September 28, 2009
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ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .
bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*
by wheelie boi May 16, 2018
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