Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

by +ApN+ July 22, 2016

wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a shit so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one's anus. The result is that the turd passes from A to B completely noiselessly and with total stealth.

"The gent's toilets were out of order so I was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies', I was that desperate. A few girls came in whilst I was in there, but luckily my shit was so big it was a stealth bomber. They didn't suspect a thing"

by fluorescent August 20, 2009

stealth bummer

a homosexual male who disguises his sexulaity in order to get ahead

-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"

-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."

-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp January 20, 2009

stealth fart

A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!

Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.

by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007