Stat
Off of the word statistics, when the last thing apa on point, most interesting and scientific to the point to the topic is stated. Can look and say ok got it! No bs
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Stat!
Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
Stat! by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 16, 2011
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Stat Padder
A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
stat party
A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
stat party by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007
Stat Fucked
When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.
(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
Stat Fucked by DNG1981 January 2, 2011
stat lining
stat lining by dazedandamused October 11, 2017