Swooshy Hair

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.

Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh

by eyoreandpenguinequalbff August 4, 2009

Swoosh

A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.

by anairda64 June 19, 2009

SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

swoosh poosh

Word given to the result of an unmatching barcode with an in-store product. Is said after the scanning of that item to another worker.
To advise an inventory error.

"Joe, a cant scan this product, is does not match with are codes!" "Well Phil, this is called a swoosh poosh" "A what?" "A SWOOSH POOSH, say it quickly after you finish scanning to advise me of an error like that" "ok,thanks Joe"

by Julien R. January 5, 2006

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

swooshtika

Swastika made up of Nike (r) swooshes (tm).

Man, you got mad spring wit dem kicks u be wear in nika.

by PBR June 8, 2004

Swoosh

When used, the word means that you find another petson attractive or appealing. It is the sound that womans' panties make when they are coming off. This act is usually prompted by seeing an attractive person.

Amy: Did you see Marks new profile pic? He has no shirt on and sweat is glistening off his arm muscles.

Amber: Swoosh!

OR

Amber: Amelia is so damn sexy. The way she bites her lip drives me crazy.

Brandi: I know right? Swoosh.

by nuthinbutbootson December 27, 2014