Squine

To squeal and whine together

He squined for his toy
Stop squining
That squiney bastard

by abidn November 6, 2007

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squiver

Referring to a reaction during BDSM bedroom play when she "squivers"

"Squirms" and "Quivers" simultaneously

She was so excited she was f@#king SQIVERRiNG
Did you make her SQUIVER?

by MacguiverMarie January 31, 2021

squizert

When you (as a man) makes your man squirt so good that he violently spews at least 3 different bodily fluids all over the room for at least 30 seconds

Yo bro you made me squizert so hard last night my mom lost her virginity

by The Mayo bandit December 12, 2022

Squiener

half of a hot dog cut to have 6 tenacles, resembling a squid, yet the tentacles seem to have wieners at the ends of their hot dog tentacles.

Tell everyone to come to my place friday night, because I'm making squieners!

by squienerlover2 February 6, 2023

squainer

A noun describing someone who is lazy, a failure, struggling, or who messed up on something.

Jim: hey man how long is your speech?

John: What? that was due today?? i didn't even start it yet.

Jim: damn dude your such a squainer.

by MTAallday aka Abs January 26, 2011