Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Squeasage

Created cleavage by squeezing.

She has to work to get that great

squeasage

by Srdavo June 21, 2020

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

Smeekage

verb - The expulsion of methane from the sphincter in a forceful manner.
noun - Usually a hot mass of gas that diffuses slowly and sticks to everything it comes into contact with. Very devastating odoriforous eminations. can be known as a "gambler" under "diarhea" condition

Everything was beautiful until Donde smeekaged.
That smeekage has been hanging around for 10 minutes.
Smeekage!!!
That six pack of tacos, 40 oz. of Old E., and lentil soup has made me a smeekage factory.
That smeekage was straight off the log, bro!

by Sweet Eddy G March 20, 2008

squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007