sputmonger

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

by Travito February 5, 2008

Sputnikmusic

Sputnikmusic is a famous music website mentioned by many popular music magazines and websites due to their music reviews. Known for their sophisticated reviews and whacky personalities, both staff and non-staff people (called users) are enabled to post music reviews, news articles, and music lists.

- Man, Sputnikmusic rated the new Taylor Swift album a 2.5. Holy shit!

- wow, this new review from Sowing is great.

- oh boy, this pizzamachine guy is a character but his reviews are good.

- who the fuck is this Johnnythewell guy???! He rated Sleep Token so low wtffff. Omg he sounds like such a snob. Does he even listen to the albums before he reviews them?

by kintups July 25, 2023

sputum

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

by Kyle January 7, 2005

sputnik

Sputnik is a term often used in the INTERNET forums to describe when a user snags an IP address from another user. The Sputnik method of IP retrieval is simply to set up a server on your home computer then you place image files. When in a forum you simply send a private message with the image file and the server you set up will tell you the IP of the person viewing the image. This is called the Sputnik . The Sputnik was named after a widely popular INTERNET real life person that goes by the handle Sputnik.

Hey that guy got my IP by sending me an image file in a private message. Looks I got a sputnik.

by John D. Thompson November 8, 2005

Sputnik V

The name of the Russian vaccine that may or may not turn everyone communist

Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)

by Ethan.c713 February 3, 2021

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

sputting

Sputting (Verb) spu tɪŋ

meaning "to Sputt"

to imitate sputt to the point of indistinguishability on a molecular level

see john over there? he's not good at sputting.

by sbot50 February 18, 2021