sprog

1. Verb, To attempt what another has failed to achieve.

2. Noun, an attempt at what another has failed to achieve.

I can't open the jar, will you have a sprog?

or

A: I can't find the keys.
B: I'll sprog.

by Xandrake May 04, 2007

sprog pocket

It's a vagina with sprog in it.

I busted a nut in a chicks sprog pocket

by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020

sprog dunk

The act of filling a bucket or bowl with jizz and dunking somebody's face in it.

My girl was pissing me off so i gave her the sprog dunk.

by badman2232 October 08, 2009

drop the sprog

To give birth.

"Wens yer missus due ta drop the sprog?"

by Gezzabel January 30, 2004

Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.

'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.

by ulrich the great July 14, 2018

sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno March 31, 2016

sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.

Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.

by sinospy October 14, 2009