v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
by atilla April 14, 2005
Get the spockmug. by lorifrances February 28, 2011
Get the Spockmug. by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014
Get the Spockmug. To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
by Donbowsky April 28, 2006
Get the spockmug. A substitute to shocking a girl; The act of inserting one's index finger and middle finger into the vagina, and inserting the ring finger and pinky finger into the anal cavity.
"I didn't shock her, I Spocked her."
"She said she wanted to do something cool, so I gave her the Spock."
"Two in the pink, and two in the stink."
"She said she wanted to do something cool, so I gave her the Spock."
"Two in the pink, and two in the stink."
by littlebillcosby December 12, 2017
Get the Spockmug. To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.
by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018
Get the Spockedmug. When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt
by Mhs_k May 28, 2015
Get the Spockedmug.