spock

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.

Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."

by atilla April 14, 2005

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to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible

don't try to go all Spock on us

by lorifrances February 28, 2011

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one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014

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To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's

The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.

by Donbowsky April 28, 2006

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To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.

She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.

by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018

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A substitute to shocking a girl; The act of inserting one's index finger and middle finger into the vagina, and inserting the ring finger and pinky finger into the anal cavity.

"I didn't shock her, I Spocked her."
"She said she wanted to do something cool, so I gave her the Spock."
"Two in the pink, and two in the stink."

by littlebillcosby December 12, 2017

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