Splot Dog

When a doughnut is filled with dog sperm and given to someone as a prank. Seen in the movie Van Wilder.

I made a splot dog for my friend, but he choked on the sauce.

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 18, 2015

Spootz

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.

My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.

by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

shlotzky

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

Meggy Spletzer

Orange haired fictional female character on the youtube channel SMG4, she used to be an inkling but became a human because of story magic I can't explain, has depresion and went on holiday (hopefully she doesn't come back), her voice is unique

On r/SMG4

Anyone: makes a post about Meggy Spletzer
u/Puppetlad: complains about Meggy Spletzer
Multiple People: Why
A different set of multiple people: agreement

by Puppetlad March 6, 2021