splooch

when a penis "busts a nut" on to a female or male mate.

This big fat dude was sucking me off when i felt horny and splooched all over her face.

by DICK lova May 22, 2003

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

Splooch

Giving a 'High Five" to a friend or random person by first pretending to give the recipient a "high Five" and then screaming "Splooch" with the middle finger in their face

Jock: "That was a great shot

Nerd: "Hey thanks man. I'm new in school and dont have any

Friends." ( go for the high five)

Jock: "Splooch! Ha Ha sucks to be you fag"

Nerd: "I'm dead on the inside."

by Perny October 27, 2009

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

slorch

Slut + Whore + Bitch = Slorch.

Look at that slorch, walkin around like she owns the place.

by 4 dimensional March 18, 2004

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003