by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018
Get the splief mug.Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
by Shadowfax November 2, 2004
Get the splorf mug.by Sazzy J November 25, 2009
Get the splifficult mug.Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!
by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010
Get the spliffness mug.Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
by @Bugyack September 17, 2013
Get the lickety-spliff mug.The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.
Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"
by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012
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