splief

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.

"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"

by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018

Spliffa

A pothead Twitch Streamer.

Spliffa is a stoned beast.

by Drunk Fetus March 20, 2019

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012