John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

Spatootism

Nothing is absolute until proven. Who knows who’s right or wrong? A spatootist is anyone who doesn’t want to pick a side and simply wants to wait and see.

I have invented my own religion called spatootism.

by Boxfoxice May 31, 2019

Splatorious

Splendid and victorious put together to make an amazing and beautiful and beyond creative word that’s extremely fun to say.

That was very SPLATORIOUS of you Rose.

by thesplatoriousrose August 28, 2020

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018

Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.

Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?

by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019

Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008