Sheenism 

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

Sheenism by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

sweenis 

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.

Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.

sweenis by keldard February 20, 2011

Sheenism 

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

Sheenism by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

Sheenism 

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

Sheenism by beachbum662 March 29, 2011

sqeenis 

Sqeenis: a square penis

Ah bro she totally rocked my sqeenis last night!

sqeenis by Sqeenis April 15, 2016

speedis 

Sloth sitting on a tortoise

"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"

speedis by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

Peaky Sneenis 

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.

n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.

Peaky Sneenis by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008