Spindrone

If Equinox is short staffed—dire times require out-of-the-box measures.

“I actually prefer the spindrone,” Nur confessed to Azalea, wiping the sweat from their brow then sanitizing their glutes. “I have less to answer for when I can’t manage the tap back.”
“Right,” said Azalea, who wasn’t sure she agreed. “And the spindrone doesn’t mind if you switch off Find U Again for Bennie and the Jets?”

“Mr. Garcia,” pipes in the peon from the Club’s front desk. “There’s a new spindrone here to see you about the MWF noon slot. I offered it water but it said hydration would be unnecessary.
“Good!” chortles the club manager, unknotting the noose he had only just constructed for himself out of locker room towels, “Finally an instructor who’s not a drama queen.”

by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022

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Minecraft Speedrun

An expression of homosexual behaviour

Guy 1 : Wow did that guy just do a Minecraft Speedrun ??
Guy 2 : Bruh that dude gay asf

by QuickDuck555 August 14, 2020

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speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

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Green Speedrunner

1. Some Guy that Speedruns Minecraft with too many Stans

2. A person that speedruns the game Green

1. Person 1: Yo did you see the new 10000000000000 IQ play that Dream did, ya know, the Green Speedrunner? Person 2: "dream stan"

2. Person 1: LMFAO what's Green? "it' s a game i speedrun, I'm a Green Speedrunner."

by MaybeNotSourdart February 25, 2021

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