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Spalding

Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.
Look at Jimmy over spalding that table
by DaShooster June 22, 2010
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SALDYBALLZ

The feeling you get when you feel incredibly stupid for saying and/or doing an action which reflects how retarded you truly are. The person who has called "Saldy Balls" on said stupid person must do a hand motion which includes rubbing your fingers together, like sprinkling salt, and using your bottom hand as if you were rubbing your balls.

Look up "SALDYBALLZ" on facebook to learn the proper hand technique and for more information.
David: dude you're the worst card dealer ever.

Matt Combs: I AM NOT! *drops deck*
David: SALDYBALLZ! *hand motion*
by ManiacKK May 28, 2010
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Spald

1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.
by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
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Spally

A Spally is a female usually with a ginger bieber failure haircut. This Spally may also have up to 6 rolls, but uaully has only 3. Spally likes to flirt with the most attravctive person of the opposite sex, even though a Spally is fuck ugly and compleatly retarded. Spally may also be refered to as Spall or Spall-ette or Dickhead.

The name Spally originated from way back in 2007 in the far depths of south London, and from there the name spread outwards. A Spall may also be a female pretanding to be a male to hide sexuality. Usually a Spall will be seen hanging around large-ish towns with a pair of twins and a curly-haired friend. Spally will be racist and against anything but themselfs and attractive people. Spally is usually a compleate dick who should be burned alive, but for some reason is seen as popular.
Spally likes to pretend their clothes are extremely expensive and luxury but in reality its clothes will be from charity shops or M&M Direct. Spally may also Taalk Lyk Diis On Facebook And Comonly Misspell Thingss Coss Spall Iss A Spazzzzzzzz, which will end up leaving spall with very little facebook friends at all. Spally may also have extremely sexy legs or big eyebrows, these are key points of Spally infact.
Person 1: Who is that? they're really pissing me off, can't they see that Kya doesn't like her?
Person 2: Oh, thats Rian, most people call her Spally though cause she's an ugly slut.
by 123445677889 May 1, 2011
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Stephanie Spalding

If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.
"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."
by djpoundcake December 20, 2015
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spalding

Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008
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spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.
Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!
by Valinda November 1, 2006
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