spakka

1. A physically handicapped individual.
2. A mentally handicapped individual.
3. A physically AND mentally handicapped individual. A PROPER spakka.
4. Someone displaying amazing mental/physical inability, while not actually being handicapped.

That John Coxon, look at the size of that blokka boot and the dribble hanging down to his knees. What a proper spakka.

by chris - p September 15, 2003

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

danky spanky

When you get hella blazed before you fuck.

Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky

by umbels March 22, 2009

old sparky

n. Nickname for the electric chair, particularly that in the state of Florida.

"Any nigga that pop a cap on a cop gonna take a one-way ride on Old Sparky."

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

Spakko

Abbreviation for a spastic yet more easy on the tongue and more effective.

For fuck sake Ben you are such a spakko

Haha that kid over there looks like a spakko!

by Geo123 January 29, 2008

Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)

The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>

by Ivonin January 4, 2008