smorgy! An orgy of St. Matthew's students, referring to the phenomenon that occurs on grand cayman's St Matthew's University Medical School. Many of the students, although in relationsihps in their respective hometowns, prefer to cheat on their significant others when on the island...resulting in one big smorgy.
Bob: yoo you see that girl at Palms last night? She was totally on your johnson, you should hit that!
George: yeah man i was totally gonna do it but then i heard she had sex with John and Rick already...i'm not tryina get pulled into a smorgy you know?
Bob: true.
George: true.
George: yeah man i was totally gonna do it but then i heard she had sex with John and Rick already...i'm not tryina get pulled into a smorgy you know?
Bob: true.
George: true.
by Super Chocolate Bear November 18, 2009
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Get the Snorgtees mug.A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.
Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:
"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'
"Meh"
"That's what she said!!!11!1"
"Milk, I am your father"
"I was not aware that bird was the word"
Sheer crap.
"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'
"Meh"
"That's what she said!!!11!1"
"Milk, I am your father"
"I was not aware that bird was the word"
Sheer crap.
by CPHOY December 22, 2010
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Get the SnorgTees enigma mug.A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."
by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009
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May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
by astrolounge January 21, 2010
Get the Snory mug.A spooning orgy; a line of people spooning at a party. There must be at least three people for a sporgy to legitimately take place. There is not necessarily any sexual connotation to a sporgy.
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Hey, Nandini, you want to come join our sporgy? It's uber amazing.
OR
Remember that night we sporgied with Jessica and Stefanie? It was quite the experience.
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Remember that night we sporgied with Jessica and Stefanie? It was quite the experience.
by obnoxious January 3, 2009
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