smooter

The manipulation of a double donged dildo between two ladies on a cruise boat.

Freddie Smoot busted out his patented smooter on those two ho's, dog.

by Shag Waits July 29, 2008

Smooked

When a person is very high on marijuana.

bro that last blunt got me smooked

by professor weichert March 19, 2017

smoted

In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018