abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

smoog rat

A sketch person that doesn't bring much to the table.

No one really likes Aaron he is a smoog rat.

by Doubled2292 January 15, 2010

snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

Smoove Move

A move, usually in a video game, that reflects tactical ability and prowess. Opposite of a Noob Move, a Smoove Move is a move that demonstrates skill and smarts, as opposed to general noobish activity.

You used the Gunship by camping behind the dish in Black Ops? That's a Smoove Move right there.

by Narbiter December 20, 2010

Smoogdch

The action of falling down a mountain while having a iq score under 5.

Man, did you see that guy get Smoogdch

by Savage meme February 15, 2017