1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
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Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
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by DankStonks June 17, 2019
Get the Stonks mug.Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.
A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"
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Get the Badonka-stonks mug.1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019
Get the Stonks mug.Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.
*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019
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