Smushy

squished or distorted

When I view your website on my mobile phone the images look all smushy.

by WebDev October 19, 2015

Smithy

A twenty pound note is called a Smithy, due to the fact that Adam Smith, the Grandfather of Economics, is printed on it.

Christof: How much do i tip this waiter?
Me: Just give him a smithy. That should do it.
Christof: Hmm, naa i think a darwin is more appropriate.

by ethaning June 13, 2011

smashy

So extremely cute or adorable that you have an uncontrollable urge to smash it.

Jenny, your baby is so smashy!

by deedledeepoop April 17, 2011

smushy

Soft yet firm. Nice to put your face in. Can't get enough of it. Perfect erotic texture.

OMG Paul your face is so smushy. Mmmm I just wanna kiss you. Yum.

by Reenizle October 20, 2010

smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

by JewCity March 19, 2010

Skishy

Skishy is the act of tilting after only a few minutes in a game and proceeding to run it down while splitpushing even while not playing a splitpusher for the whole game whilst telling everyone "Im not running in".

"Stop being a Skishy you idiot, you're ruining all the fun"

by Shishky March 25, 2022

Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

by gman69 January 9, 2015