Smellies

A British alternative for bath oils and perfume.

"Would some smellies be a nice gift for her brithday?"

by Anonymous January 2, 2005

Swellfie

To take a "selfie" after you've hit the gym and you're swollen. Normally posted to Instagram or Twitter or sent in a Snapchat, to make yourself appear to be bigger than you actually are. Mainly taken by "bros", and insecure people who need others to reassure them that they are the most muscular douchebag around.

I looked like a total douche taking a swellfie in the locker room but the girls on Instagram will love it.

by Gutcheck July 4, 2014

Smellie

A girl usually a dirty bird that you'd meet as long as nobody will find out. A smellie usually is very very easy.

"Ah yaone erin is a proper smellie."
"Any smellies coming spinning?"

by leezer4 April 19, 2017

Smelfie

When you take a selfie while you are forcing out a large poop just to see how cool you look

I'm going to set my smelfie as my profile picture just so people know I'm not messing around.

by Nchallybobally March 30, 2020

Smellfies

Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, usually on the upper body only. Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, etc.

Girl: "Here let me send you some pictures."
Boy: "Omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?"
Girl: "Ugh how did you know I'm pooping..."
Boy: "Cause I see the toilet you dumb kunt."

by Bking604 January 27, 2014

smellies

Word used to describe third country nationals working abroad (specifically Indians) who don't use deodorant, don't shower for days on end, and smell terrible.

I like the skinnies in Africa a lot more than the smellies in India.

by quick_flex November 15, 2007

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie photograph with your phone while sitting on the toilet and discharging feces from your body.

Today I was at Home Depot and had to document said experience with a smelfie. #smelfie

by Joe Jabroni November 30, 2016