Smellfies
Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, usually on the upper body only. Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, etc.
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November 13th National take selfies with your crush day
National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no
November 13th National take selfies with your crush day by The crackhead November 7, 2019
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Selfish Shellfish
Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
Selfiescope
A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.
I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!
Selfiescope by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019
Smellfie
You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.
Smellfie by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015
Smashing Smellies
" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"
"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."
"I sure would like to smash her smelly"
"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."
"I sure would like to smash her smelly"
Smashing Smellies by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010
swellfie
swellfie by Bigmoose015 November 17, 2013
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