smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

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Smegmational

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A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011

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Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

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Smegman

Offensive Trump supporter. So offensive, they're beyond a dick. They're smegmen (plural).

Joe says they should round up the queers and gas them. He such a smegman.

by Jeannie Franken Weenie November 19, 2016

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Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

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