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Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.
by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021
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SmartCord

Software that works but doesn't at the same time
-What is this glitchy thing?
-It's SmartCord!
by smartfridge April 26, 2021
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Starboard Moment Sundays

Star every message from every moderator every Sunday for 15 mins in the LeakGang Discord Server.
Wow, I can't wait for Starboard Moment Sundays!
by RileyIsPreggo August 23, 2022
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smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.
Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!
by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020
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Starboard Studios

A ROBLOX/Discord Group containing of the most retarded people, their humour is still from 2014 and their highest IQ was 60, in the Starboard Studios Staff Team, they all have HOT HOT SEX. Sky used to cum on all of the mods all at once! But now that Sky is gone, they are all faggots.
mud: KILL ALL NIGGERS

sky: no!

mud: starboard studios L!
by urbandictionaryfan69420 March 28, 2022
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Smartard

by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008
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