Slutch

A woman that always shows up at the end of the night willing to perform sexual favors. Clutch slut. Slutch

Call Mandy if you want to get laid. She is a Slutch.

by Dutch4prez September 8, 2015

Slurch

A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.

Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.

by Braze13 April 24, 2010

Slurth

hideous disgusting creature that can plague your family into becoming a slurth

Kelly: ew did you see that slurth
Marlena: you know it we should probaly go kill it
Kelly: that is for sure

by KoKalzone September 20, 2009

Slurth

Noun
1. The worst thing in the world. The worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.

2. A hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.

3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.

*Warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. You should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.*

Henry: "That girl is such a slurth."
Susan: "Yeah I know."
Henry: "We should probably kill her."
Susan: "How is Thursday for you?"

by KOKalzone September 13, 2009

Slortch

When the word Bitch, Slut or Whore doesn't cover it, a combination of all three.

Man, I can't believe that slortch cheated on you with a homless guy while you were paying all her bills.

Wow, she really is treating me like crap, what a slortch.

by dodgermutt February 3, 2010

slortcho

the biggest insult someone can call someone else, but for some, may be a compliment. it is a combination of the insults: slut, whore, bitch, and ho.

Did you see that slortcho trying to get with my man?

She's such a slortcho!

by hyperactivemonkey July 28, 2011

slutch

A prostitute, prodiminatly female, of poor sanitary conditions. Often very squishy, due to constant sexual activity.

"Man, you're such a slutch!"

by mitch November 30, 2003