Slompy

A gay.

He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?

by slompador March 14, 2010

slomp

How one sits at the computer.

Luke slomped (or *was slomping*) at the computer.

by Jiblob August 5, 2006

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Slompy

Small pony or small horse, kinda dorky, having a nerdy apperence.

My wife looks slompy.

by Burnt Trees December 31, 2010

Slormp

A Slormp is normally a girl or women who is a combination of a Tramp, Slut, and whore. In other words, if she is as slutty as it gets, you call her a slormp.

"Yeah Jamie was at the party, and she had sex with 3 different guys."

"Oh my god what a Slormp."

by Zach4043 July 13, 2007