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sleeve monster

The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.
-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb

-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately

-......wtf
sleeve monster by gwainhead October 2, 2009

sleeve driving 

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
sleeve driving by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012

Sleeve Train 

The act of multiple men fucking a prolapsed anus
Did you see that Sleeve Train that Tony, Andy, and Jeff pulled on Amy last week?
Sleeve Train by Twinkle Park April 23, 2018

sleeve of a wizard 

My ex's vajay looked like the sleeve of a wizard.
sleeve of a wizard by _braz_ May 30, 2014

sleeve of crackers 

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people
I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

Sleeve Tugging 

When a woman is ready to leave and makes it known to her partner, with a gentle yet defeating tug of their sleeve.
It was lame how much sleeve tugging was going on at that birthday party last weekend.