Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

pulling a Steven Slater

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.

I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money

by mn24 August 10, 2010

Slater Style

The act of having a bowel movement while faceing the opposite direction on the toilet than is traditionally practiced. Deriven from the character A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) off of the teen sit-com, Saved by the Bell, whom popularized the action of sitting on a chair backwards.

Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I took a dump Slater Style.

by UP 1 March 29, 2008

slayed

When your a girlboss and you ate, this is what ppl call you!!

"jiafei slayed."
"cupcakke slayed"
"you ate and slayed!!"

by asheiao February 18, 2022

seated dance

When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.

As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.

by a_sporty August 24, 2014

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

by huckabee January 11, 2008

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009