Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

simposium

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpcuck

A person that simps for a female he/she will never get with and has no chance to get with.

Dont trust that nigga skyler he a simpcuck

by obikenobitron April 23, 2020

Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.

Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.

by hirosawa March 10, 2020

Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016