Minecraft Sickness

An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.

1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.

2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-

1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))

2.

A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD

by DodoSnail July 5, 2011

crown sickness

when you win in fortnite, get a crown, and 5 squads roll your ass with their sweaty ass pin point ahhh aim.

this only happens when you have a crown btw, not in any other game

omg dude this ttv btw just fucking killed me broooo, (all other teammates die) brooo i think we got crown sickness come on brooooooooo

by yxcas December 22, 2022

Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.

Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness

by toomanydavids April 26, 2015

Sicknesses

Multiple instances of sickness, simultaneously.

Devan came over to visit one day and surprised me with really great Jamaican Beef Patties. I already had a surprise up my sleeve with having Boodhoo's Jerk readily available. Both of these instances can be described as Sicknesses.

by raxalot March 24, 2009

columbian sickness

what occurs when your nose gets stuffed up and/or you get the sniffles from doing too much cocaine

"I got the columbian sickness from last nights bender"

by B Shizzzzzle December 2, 2009

Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.

'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit

by Jon DeYonker February 26, 2009

U.D. Editor Sickness

The feeling you get after making too many decisions and reading stupid definitions on the U.D. as an urban dictioary editor. Mostly the U.D. Editor Sickness gives you a stomach ache, head ache, and your feet get cold and sweaty. Sometimes you feel tired and your mouth tastes like stale Doritos. Could be cured by listening to "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed and drinking water.

guy: "Last night I made 1,000 decisions on the U.D., then I threw up"

Dude: "Sounds like you got U.D. Editor Sickness. Listen to Disturbed and drink some liquids, man!"

by blu3hat October 19, 2010