Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

by Strickays September 5, 2017

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

shpongle

The best band in the entire universe.

If you don't like them you are retarded.

by sup March 13, 2005

Shtang

A term from Chaminade College School in Toronto meaning cigarette. Can also reffer to the act of smoking a cigarette.

n. Bro, you wanna give me a shtang?
v. Come on bro, let's go outside and shtang.

by Skeleton Kiss February 22, 2009