Shittles 

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

Shittles by cambronshinn February 21, 2013

shittest

When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.

Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.

shittest by innergameP April 23, 2008

pissy shitties

The act of pouring your extra large beverage of choice at the movie theater into a bucket of popcorn, this resulting in a mushy concoction.

Sarah and I shared pissy shitties with eachother last night.

pissy shitties by GloriousChicken May 4, 2016

Shristied 

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

Shristied by CMWalka March 26, 2009

tall smitties 

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.

Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.

tall smitties by Kics March 28, 2004

St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…

Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest”

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”

St.Cloud Shittiest by GetHit June 9, 2021

Shittleshlong

When your having sex, doggy style, and the girl takes a shit on your dick. This is happening while penetrating.

Dude, she shittleshlonged all over my dick last night. It was kinda gross but her shittleshlong kinda turned me on.

Shittleshlong by thatoneguy911911911 November 11, 2009