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Shristied 

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.
"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"
Shristied by CMWalka March 26, 2009
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~Means universe or entire world
~VERY social, will get out of her way to help others
Wow what a Shristi
Shristi by Snapple667 December 29, 2016
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A sweet, funny and pretty girl with a heart of gold.
Shristi is loved by everyone and has no enemies at all.
Shristi by Hornedserpent October 5, 2019

sheisted 

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something
At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.
sheisted by Nehssa July 6, 2016
Often used for someone who is being cheap with their money. Or used to replace the word dumb or anything along those lines.
That's shitie as fuck

That shistie basard didn't give me my change.
shistie by x3jessa May 1, 2006
A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.
Livin' life shisted.
shisted by anewbeginning April 18, 2009

Shristii 

She is beautiful , anyone can fall for her . Koi Gadha hi usko dhoka de sakta hai.

Best girl i have ever met.
She very cute , innocent & very loyal.
Like she is my shristii , wo meri duniya hai
Shristii by Noon.com January 30, 2021
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