Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013

Shrekt

To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.

Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.

by StannistheKing June 30, 2015

Shrestha

A girl who is typically Indian but has her white side. A Shrestha is really pretty but don’t let her fool you she has brains too. She is also very crazy and may make you have several headaches but it’s all worth it in the end. She can also have her dumb moments and she’s kinda slow so just give her sometime.

Damn that girl is hot is that a Shrestha.

by Some random girl 100 May 11, 2018

get shrekt

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.

John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe May 28, 2015

Shrekt

Similar to the term REKT, but with a Shrektual element added.

He got Shrekt very hard last night. His anus was ruptured.

by TheDankSkrubinator June 20, 2015

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

shrew

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

by Alison March 23, 2003